WHAT TO DO WHILE MY PARENTS ARE HAVING A PARTY DOWNSTAIRS WITH THEIR FRIENDS

I am 23 years old.
  1. Put on comfy pants
  2. Heat up leftover Digiorno™ pizza
    "It's not delivery, its two-day old Digiorno™ 😉"
  3. Cook another frozen pizza
    Don't wanna run out of pizza and then have to go downstairs for more while parents are being cooler than me
  4. Drink a refreshing Coca-Cola™
  5. Read very big book
    Too big
  6. Watch @kaylas92 write her thesis
    Distract her as much as possible
  7. Make dumb list
    Jk this is a great list