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I am an 18 year old lady with a lot of thoughts.
- •I am literally made of trash.
- •I am the cutest person who has ever exist eyes.
- •I want ice cream.
Inspiration from @annafiedler
- •Bad listener
- •Texts in class
- •Practically only eats cookies
As I wrap up this term I would like to remember that the past year has been wild. Here are some things that have happened.
- •Got a full ride scholarship to the #1 engineering school in the country
- •Went there...Met some of the best friends I could ever wish for
- •Had a "breakdown" and took a medical withdrawal from school!When people talk about how they want to drop out of college... Been there done that 💅🏻
Who do they think they are?
- •American flag tattoo on chest
- •"If you hate white people or capitalism, swipe left"
- •"If you like Bernie Sanders, swipe left"Am I voting for Bernie Sanders? Idk, but the fact that you won't make out with me for that...
I'm majoring in Bro Studies.
- •One bro helping another bro put his hood on because it was raining and his hands were full
- •A bro told his bro that dead lifting was his "main squeeze"
- •Two bros said goodbye by saying "later gator"
I'm bad at talking to guys.
- •This was my fault completely
- •He was texting and I said "Are you texting your girlfriend? I know how that is."
- •No I don't. I don't have a girlfriend. I am a straight girl who has never even had a boyfriend. I have no comparable experience.
I've been seeing this guy, but then he ghosted me!
- •He could sense that I was going to ghost him
- •I told him I'd never make out with him again if he voted for Trump
- •He realized I was too liberal
This couldn't be a list about both of my parents because they are too different and too divorced for it to make sense combined.
- •Things my daughter and I disagree about ideologically
- •Times my daughter lied to me about where she was going
- •Times my daughter changed after I complimented her outfit
I'm great at texting.
- •"Why don't you love me enough to reply to my text about my butt? I love you!"
- •"No 💩 🕵 (I'm so funny. I can see why you're doing this it's fun.)"
- •"MATT DAMON!!!"