REAL TEXTS I'VE SENT IN THE PAST WEEK
I'm great at texting.
- •"Why don't you love me enough to reply to my text about my butt? I love you!"
- •"No 💩 🕵 (I'm so funny. I can see why you're doing this it's fun.)"
- •"MATT DAMON!!!"
- •"I know. I'm cool. I'm super casual. Everything is cool."
- •"That’s a good point. Maybe I’m moving too fast with my hypothetical dream baby... I also don’t know if you’re allowed to have a baby in a dorm??? I think all pets must be aquatic."
- •"Is this like your tonsils?"
- •"She is very clean and from California."