REASONS I'VE SWIPED LEFT TODAY
Who do they think they are?
- •American flag tattoo on chest
- •"If you hate white people or capitalism, swipe left"
- •"If you like Bernie Sanders, swipe left"Am I voting for Bernie Sanders? Idk, but the fact that you won't make out with me for that...
- •Too athleticI'm not cool enough for you.
- •My ECE lab partnerWould I date him in real life? 100% yes, but does that mean I have to be the one to initiate that tinder relationship? Not in my opinion.
- •Weird name, I know I would never be able to speak to him in real life.
- •Wearing a bucket hat
- •Wearing a Macklemore muscle tank