Who do they think they are?
  1. American flag tattoo on chest
  2. "If you hate white people or capitalism, swipe left"
  3. "If you like Bernie Sanders, swipe left"
    Am I voting for Bernie Sanders? Idk, but the fact that you won't make out with me for that...
  4. Too athletic
    I'm not cool enough for you.
  5. My ECE lab partner
    Would I date him in real life? 100% yes, but does that mean I have to be the one to initiate that tinder relationship? Not in my opinion.
  6. Weird name, I know I would never be able to speak to him in real life.
  7. Wearing a bucket hat
  8. Wearing a Macklemore muscle tank