REASONS THIS GUY IS GHOSTING ME

I've been seeing this guy, but then he ghosted me!
  1. He could sense that I was going to ghost him
  2. I told him I'd never make out with him again if he voted for Trump
  3. He realized I was too liberal
  4. I talk a lot
  5. He couldn't handle my ADHD/ general forgetfulness
  6. I talk about my parents a lot
  7. I drunk texted him a bitmoji
  8. He's an only child (idk why this would matter, but I think it might)