CHAPTER TITLES FOR THE BOOK ABOUT MY LIFE

  1. Places I've puked in public
  2. Well, I tried
  3. No morals
  4. So I took a nap instead
  5. Anxiety and feelings
  6. Forever alone
  7. Unrequited love
  8. Seeking my parents approval
  9. I swear I live a semi-normal life
  10. These titles came off more depressing than I originally thought