1. The ability for people to understand sarcasm
    I'm not being mean, this is just my default mode of humor!
  2. Good quality bagels
  3. Good quality pizza
  4. Good drivers
  5. Fast walkers
  6. The lack of blondes
    Being brunette in California is very, very difficult. I'm basically invisible
  7. Delis
    Seriously, why are there no delis in CA???