oh boy
  1. It is 2:16 AM. I am lying down on two spinning chairs under the table in a study room in the library.
  2. I have consumed 3 ventis, so you know it's real.
  3. My Econ final starts in 5 hours and 30 minutes.
  4. My anthropology paper is due in 7 hours.
  5. My chemistry final is in 13 hours.
  6. I am done with/sufficiently prepared for none of the above.
  7. Send help.
  8. (I'll be in Gelman Library, 609B. I will accept help in the form of tutoring, motivational speeches, or pizza.)