UPDATE ON FINALS
- •It is 2:16 AM. I am lying down on two spinning chairs under the table in a study room in the library.
- •I have consumed 3 ventis, so you know it's real.
- •My Econ final starts in 5 hours and 30 minutes.
- •My anthropology paper is due in 7 hours.
- •My chemistry final is in 13 hours.
- •I am done with/sufficiently prepared for none of the above.
- •Send help.
- •(I'll be in Gelman Library, 609B. I will accept help in the form of tutoring, motivational speeches, or pizza.)