Hopefully this is an ongoing list.
  1. Franzen vs. the Audubon Society
    Who knew they had it in them?
  2. Man Booker Prize vs. Anglophiles
    I don't have an opinion on this one.
  3. Ariel Levy vs. Charlotte Shane
    This wasn't a real thing outside of a Tolentino tweet but that review was meannnnnnn.
  4. Nell Zink vs. Virginia Woolf ????
    Honestly I'm not convinced NZ actually reads that much and her N+1 piece was bananas.
  5. Norman Mailer vs. Gore Vidal
    Ok this was many decades ago but Mailer PUNCHED VIDAL IN THE FACE AT A PARTY.