Consumable things that I hate but everyone and their mother loves
Don't give me that look.
- •BeerAny kind. It all tastes like rusty asshole.
- •WineGross juice.
- •CoffeeI LOVE the smell. I used to brew it for my first job (I eventually got fired) and loved being in that room. I just can't stand the taste. I try every few times a year.
- •TeaHot gross juice.
- •Chocolate milkIt just makes you more thirsty. No thanks.
- •Chocolate cakeI hate being thirsty.
- •Chocolate ice creamAgain.
- •Almond milkTo be fair, I haven't really tried it. But the idea of it throws me off.
- •AvocadosI'm reeeeeally trying to like it.
- •PineappleJust gross.
- •Any kind of hot fruit pieApple, blueberry, etc etc. All gross. No fruit should be hot.
- •HummusI occasionally like this. But it's not that great.
- •PeppersRaw, at least. Weird taste.
- •Cream cheeseUGH
- •Flavored Seltzer & sparkling waterAbominations.