Things My Dad Does

Here's a wonderful account of the things my dad does that make me feel sometimes happy but mostly just extremely uncomfortable at the saw time.
  1. Texts my guy friends.
    I'll be in the midst of a conversation with one of two guy friends and my dad will take my phone as soon as I walk away and make up weird rap songs about public transportation and my innermost thoughts.
  2. Staring me down during songs.
    He'll be singing along to one of his favorite tunes and look me in the eyes then approach me with a serious gaze and make me very self conscious in a matter of .33 seconds.
  3. Feeling for my muscles.
    Sometimes when we're in the car I'll be sitting next to him and he'll grab my arm and squeeze it. This is followed by a, "Looks like you need to lift some more."