A collection of lessons I've learned since moving to the District this past August...
  1. Stand right, walk left (& other basic metro etiquette)
  2. Not everyone recycles
  3. How to sleep/ignore sirens & motorcades
  4. What Jack Rogers sandals are
  5. Similarly, what Vineyard Vines is
  6. How much diversity my hometown really lacks
  7. How not to be an annoying tourist
  8. How to properly bribe a bouncer
  9. That as the saying goes, you truly are always on mic