WHERE I GET MY SCHOOL SUPPLIES

I'm a cheap-ass college student
  1. Pens
    Hotels, the floor, my orthodontist (has EXCEPTIONAL pens)
  2. Notebooks
    Half used ones from my sorority's library
  3. Textbooks
    My sorority's library (usually about 3 editions too old)
  4. Scissors
    My sister's from elementary school. They still say "Bethany H." on the side in black sharpie.
  5. Rubber bands
    When the Whole Foods cashier rubber bands my egg carton.