STEVE HARVEY PRESENTS: THE ANSWER TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS AS COMPILED BY THE FAMILY FEUD STREET TEAM

Do you have a minute to talk about the environment? No? ...Ok name something Old MacDonald would have on his farm.
  1. What should I be when I grow up?
    SURVEY SAYS: #1 - too late, this is all there is #2 - doctor #3 - Grey's Anatomy doctor #4 - Steve Harvey
  2. What are some good ways to get fit?
    SURVEY SAYS: #1 - get off your lazy ass #2 - hire someone to yell until you get off your lazy ass #3 - SINGLE stuff oreos #4 - buy bigger clothes
  3. Where are the best places to find a gf/bf?
    SURVEY SAYS: #1 - grocery store (frozen food) #2 - Starbucks (bathroom) #3 - work (direct report) #4 - the internet
  4. What are some things I can do to save money?
    SURVEY SAYS: #1 - stop buying things #2 - stop paying bills #3 - grow your own food #4 - open a diversified equities/FX/muni bond investment portfolio and dedicate a portion of each paycheck to that account
  5. What are some things I can do to earn money?
    SURVEY SAYS: #1 - get a job #2 - divest equities/FX/muni bond investment portfolio even though penalties and capital gains taxes alone are just preposterous and you're going to have to eat that cost in the name of liquidity #3 - WoW gold farm #4 - write (lol)
  6. Touch your nose?
    I didn't say Survey Says.