STEVE HARVEY PRESENTS: THE ANSWER TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS AS COMPILED BY THE FAMILY FEUD STREET TEAM
Do you have a minute to talk about the environment? No? ...Ok name something Old MacDonald would have on his farm.
- •What should I be when I grow up?SURVEY SAYS: #1 - too late, this is all there is #2 - doctor #3 - Grey's Anatomy doctor #4 - Steve Harvey
- •What are some good ways to get fit?SURVEY SAYS: #1 - get off your lazy ass #2 - hire someone to yell until you get off your lazy ass #3 - SINGLE stuff oreos #4 - buy bigger clothes
- •Where are the best places to find a gf/bf?SURVEY SAYS: #1 - grocery store (frozen food) #2 - Starbucks (bathroom) #3 - work (direct report) #4 - the internet
- •What are some things I can do to save money?SURVEY SAYS: #1 - stop buying things #2 - stop paying bills #3 - grow your own food #4 - open a diversified equities/FX/muni bond investment portfolio and dedicate a portion of each paycheck to that account
- •What are some things I can do to earn money?SURVEY SAYS: #1 - get a job #2 - divest equities/FX/muni bond investment portfolio even though penalties and capital gains taxes alone are just preposterous and you're going to have to eat that cost in the name of liquidity #3 - WoW gold farm #4 - write (lol)
- •Touch your nose?I didn't say Survey Says.