1. danced w/ no pants alone in my apt to clips of rihanna's concert in rio.
  2. progressed my relationship with my neighbor from silent acquaintance to frenemy.
    he also likes rihanna, but his dedication falters somewhere around 1:30am. pants back on.
  3. turned off my tv and whispered the rest of S&M to myself under the covers
    no, I actually did this. pants back off.