I LIKE ANIMALS, BUT...

  1. 1.
    Pigeons are kinda gross
  2. 2.
    I don't really consider insects animals, but I still don't kill them
  3. 3.
    White rats are my biggest fear
  4. 4.
    I don't like when I feel fish touch my legs in the lake
  5. 5.
    I was once stung by a jelly fish and, legit, my friend peed on it
  6. 6.
    My hamster died of brain damage when I was in 3rd grade (my sister stuck her finger on the hamster wheel and spot, RIP, flew across the cage and hit the cage wall)
  7. 7.
    Birds have pooped IN my mouth
  8. 8.
    I was once dared to stab a dead fish and it is the single most traumatizing event of my childhood (7 years old). I regret it completely.
  9. 9.
    I was a vegetarian for 2 years, and then I went to India and ate goat biryani because my host fam made it and I felt obligated
  10. 10.
    My sister's dog named Delilah doesn't really like me