DEAR GIRL SITTING BESIDE ME IN THIS RESTAURANT
I'm listening in to the conversation of these two girls sitting less than two feet away from me. Not my fault that the restaurant is jam-packed and I can hear every single thing they're discussing.
- •Please stop using the word "like" every three seconds.The more I listen in, I become acutely aware as to how often she actually says it.
- •"It's just like, we're broken up, but like...we're friends."
- •"But it's like...my first love. And like...yeah..."
- •"Like...I'm so lucky that like, like, that's the benchmark for, like, my future relationships."
- •Me. Right now.