REASONS I LOVE GORDO

Gordo the Guinea is the fricken love of my life #goddamn
  1. He has that little scratch on his nose
  2. He kisses my cheek
  3. Squeaks
  4. When he leaps of his house
  5. When he watches vampire diaries with me
  6. He only eats plastic not real food
  7. When he walks across my keyboard and turns the volume to mute then squeaks