THINGS I WISH I COULD BE DOING

Instead of this assignment and listening to Tom fart.
  1. Buying groceries
    I have half a red pepper and a block of cheese to my name.
  2. Doing my dishes
    Pls don't tell my housemates how many glasses I'm hoarding in my room.
  3. Vacuuming my carpet
    I'm looking at it and hating myself.
  4. Sleeping
    Please lord