THINGS I WISH I COULD BE DOING
Instead of this assignment and listening to Tom fart.
- •Buying groceriesI have half a red pepper and a block of cheese to my name.
- •Doing my dishesPls don't tell my housemates how many glasses I'm hoarding in my room.
- •Vacuuming my carpetI'm looking at it and hating myself.
- •SleepingPlease lord