Hyperbolically Lackluster Two-word Descriptions of My Wife

  1. Marginally attractive
  2. Somewhat fun
  3. Face haver
  4. Clothes owner
  5. Female person
  6. Sometimes cool
  7. Absolutely meh
  8. Burp apprentice
  9. Fart goddess
  10. Overwhelmingly heterosexual
  11. English speaking
  12. Princess Fussypants
  13. Achingly alright
  14. Super okay
  15. Pretty fair
  16. Fairly pretty
  17. Incredibly fine