Reasons You Got Kicked Off the Bachelor

  1. There's something wrong with you
  2. You're unloveable
  3. You didn't try hard enough
  4. You need to change yourself
  5. You're not good enough
  6. He didn't realize the extra special unique fantastic relationship you have and how you're perfect for him, and now you're 23 and nobody will ever love you and you're going to die alone