Things I Say To Get My Wife In A Sexy Mood

  1. "Hey there, sailor."
  2. "General Tso's chicken."
  3. "I wonder what Ray Romano is doing right now."
  4. "Eat your grapes, punk."
  5. "Militant feminism."
  6. [to others] "It's pronounced 'ah-loo-MIN-ee-um,' gov'na."
  7. "Morris Chestnut's cheesecake."
  8. "Hullabaloo."
  9. [whispered] "Sssschindler's Lisssssst"
  10. "I'll squeeze your elbows, Linda."
  11. "The letter H."
  12. "Fight me now!"