1. The first and only
    Walking together towards the Metro with a cute, interesting guy with whom you've just had a second date, you turn away for a moment, only to find, when you turn back, that he is apparently going in for a kiss, despite your standing in a crowd at a stoplight and being in mid-conversation... You turn away again and laugh uncontrollably while he stares in disbelief. You apologize and hope he laughs it off, but he doesn't. You don't speak to each other again. But you continue to like his Instagrams.