reasons why bj novak should follow me on the list app

@bjnovak listen up
  1. i talk about my poop
    uhm dream girl material?!
  2. im jewish
    bonus: so is my mother and my grandmother and my grandmothers mother and
  3. ive read your childrens book
    in a target but i watched a video of you reading it to children in my college childrens literature class
  4. im single and ready to mingle
    when youre ready
  5. ??????
    are you still reading this?