📸 The Last 5 Photos I Took, Explained

I'm a weird individual
  1. 1.
    Roommates are getting organized (a spring cleaning effort) and Alex and I match! (Carmen is a friendly ghost)
  2. 2.
    Shrine to Shit
    Roommate Alex has approximately 1 million candles in the apartment (which she loves and cares for like children and animals). I received one as a very late Christmas gift from a coworker—and it went straight to the shitter. I thought I'd send said pic to them and let them know I would think of them before I needed to take a poop. 💩
  3. 3.
    The love of my life, baby Ferm
    Fermi does this incredible thing where every time I move a fuckin muscle he has to see what the fuck happened. I see myself as Real World: Shitty Chattanooga Young Adult in his eyes. What a terrible show it must be.
  4. 4.
    Weird wall decoration
    Spring break at moms house included sleeping, getting food delivered on mom's dime, and showing my appreciation by doing nothing but make stupid faces in the fucking mirror.
  5. 5.
    Also held this fuckin dog hostage
    Oh this looks terrible. I sent this to my mom as a threat so she would give me her debit card info for food. Dog was already harmed when I got to him (surgery and leaky eyes) and I was NOT choking him