A SHAKIRA SONG FOR EVERY BOY I'VE BEEN ON MORE THAN ONE DATE WITH

La reina tiene una canción para cualquier hombre
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    Pies Descalzos Sueños Blancos
    "Bare Feet Blank Dreams." This is a song that begs you to let go of all the niceties—"Cumplir con las tareas / asistir al colegio / que diría la familia / si eres un fracasado?" ella canta irónicamente—and it's perfect for my first nice, vanilla boy.
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    Ojos Así
    Para mi primer amor. We had a lot of fun and I also found him ridiculously attractive, so this song seems v appropriate. Runners-up: "Ciega, Sordomuda" to describe the breakup and "Waka Waka (Esto es Africa)" because he deeply respected his family's mission work in Uganda.
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    La Bicicleta
    "Una cartica que yo guardo donde te escribí / que te sueño y que te quiero tanto / que hace rato está mi corazón / latiendo por ti, latiendo por ti"—UM. YEAH. SHAKIRA, THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I ACCIDENTALLY FELL IN LOVE WITH A BOY ON A BICYCLE FOUR MONTHS AFTER WE BROKE UP. YEAH. WOW.
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    She Wolf/Loba
    Because I'm probably leading him on just a little bit—although, I am also genuinely having a good time because there's *noooooo presssssssurrrre.*