BRANDS THAT SHOULD SPONSOR MY LIFE

Inspired by @bisexual
  1. Dunkin Donuts
    You mean you want to give me free coffee *every* day?! Not just when the Patriots win?? 😮😍
  2. Merona
    (You know, from Target) I live in these v necks.
  3. Volkswagen
    I'M CUTE AND I DRIVE A FIVE SPEED GREEN BEETLE; PLEASE LOVE ME
  4. Converse
    Chuuuuuuck Tayyyyylors 🙃🙃 at any given moment I own at least two pairs.
  5. Charming Charlie's
    I am a scarf addict. I am a necklace addict. I need to get over this, BUT I DON'T WANT TO 😋
  6. Polar
    Seltzer water factory in Worcester, Mass. I don't actually like seltzer but they make a dry fruit soda that is "crisp and effervescent" and also my LIFE
  7. Eos
    I require chapstick to function 💁🏼
  8. Celestial Seasonings
    Live love herbal tea
  9. Barnes & Noble
    Give me any book and I will read/review it. I will sleep among your shelves. I will dance to your music. I will be the darling of your store and the people will come from far and wide to admire The Bookworm in her native habitat
  10. Alex + Ani
    Literally I have received six of these in the past year??? And I'm from New England?? I mean I'm only semi-preppy and not New-Age-spiritual at all but maybe I can work on that??
  11. walk in love.
    Christian t shirt & design company that is the apple of my eye 🍎