BREAKFAST CLUBBERS, RANKED BY HOW STRONGLY I IDENTIFY WITH THEM
Thx @ab__normality for introducing me to all these problematic faves
- •Brian JohnsonYou can con him into writing your essay by telling him he's smart. Overall, a thoroughly decent person.
- •Alison ReynoldsA day one feminist: throws tampons all over the couch and calls out Virginity for being a social trap. Bites her nails.
- •Andrew ClarkConsistent. Makes people follow through when they open emotional cans of worms.
- •Claire StandishConceited. Virgin.
- •John BenderWell, I've never actually seen drugs????