GOD EXISTS

  1. So I was driving along going home for spring break
  2. Minding my own business
  3. Cruising along a stretch of highway for almost 140 miles
  4. Dancing to Shakira, havin a grand ol time
  5. WHEN SUDDENLY
  6. MY GPS DID NOT MAKE IT CLEAR TO ME I HAD TO STAY RIGHT AND THEN LEFT WHEN GETTING OFF OF 78
  7. I JUST STAYED LEFT
  8. I GOT LOST IN NEW JERSEY AND HAD TO PAY 2X THE AMOUNT OF TOLLS I SHOULD HAVE
    (DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT SUCKS TO GET LOST IN JERSEY????)
  9. I WAS PANICKING
  10. I WAS ALMOST OUT OF GAS
  11. I REALLY HAD TO PEE
  12. I WASN'T SURE WHERE I WAS
  13. when...
  14. lo and behold, out of nowhere, I see a sign that puts all my fears to rest...
  15. VINCE LOMBARDI SERVICE AREA, 3/4 MI
  16. Guys
  17. I KNOW THE VINCE LOMBARDI SERVICE AREA
  18. I KNOW WHERE I AM
  19. I CAN GET GAS
  20. I CAN PEE
  21. GOD BLESS THE VINCE LOMBARDI SERVICE AREA
  22. FRIEND TO YOUNG WOMEN IN CRISIS EVERYWHERE, OR AT LEAST ON THE NYC BELTWAY