LISTS MY PARENTS WOULD WRITE ABOUT ME

Inspired by @feminist
  1. HANNAH'S LITERARY ACCOMPLISHMENTS, AS RANKED BY A PAIR OF PROUD BUT CLUELESS PARENTS
  2. CUTEST PICTURES OF HANNAH AND HER SISTER IN MATCHING OUTFITS
  3. WE HAVE BEEN PARENTS FOR ALMOST 20 YEARS AND WE ARE PANICKING
  4. TIMES OUR DAUGHTER HAS BETRAYED OUR TRUST, RANKED
  5. CONSERVATIVE MEMES MAKING FUN OF BERNIE THAT WE'D LIKE TO POST ON HANNAH'S FACEBOOK TIMELINE
  6. HOW DID OUR DAUGHTER DISCOVER THIS APP??
  7. WAYS WE HAVE KEPT HANNAH FROM DATING, RANKED
  8. HOW TWO ENGINEERS PRODUCED A LINGUIST: GENETICS EXPLAINED
  9. DERPY PHOTOS OF HANNAH TAKEN BY HER FATHER
  10. IRONY & TRIUMPH: HANNAH THOUGHT SHE WOULD NEVER GO TO OUR ALMA MATER, BUT LOOK WHERE SHE IS NOW
  11. THINGS OUR DAUGHTER HAS SAID SOLELY TO MAKE US UNCOMFORTABLE
  12. CARE PACKAGES WE HAVE SENT HANNAH, RANKED
  13. HOW TO RUIN YOUR CHILD'S FASHION SENSE FOREVER
  14. TIMES WE'VE MADE HANNAH CHAUFFEUR HER SIBLINGS
  15. CUTE BUT DORKY FAMILY PHOTOS, 1997 THROUGH 2016