LITTLE COMFORTS I WOULD REALLY LIKE RIGHT NOW BUT CANNOT ACCESS

are cramps a valid reason for calling in sick to life??????
  1. An electric blanket
    because 😫😫😫
  2. Mango Acai herbal tea
  3. My dog
    This is Molly. She's lumpy and smelly and old. She sheds like the world is ending. She is also near and dear to my heart.
  4. A fireplace
    Maybe a little excessive alongside the electric blanket, but, ya know, 😫😫😫
  5. TBS
    For the NCIS reruns, of course
  6. Small but effective doses of dark chocolate
  7. Maybe also some Swedish pancakes