PEOPLE WHO HAVE CAUSED MY BIOLOGICAL CLOCK TO WHIR

  1. Joy Williams
    She instagrams stuff like this and I CAN'T EVEN
  2. Audrey Assad
    This is a screenshot of a video of her child running through Target with a suitcase HELP
  3. My cousin Jessica
    and her WICKED CUTE toddlers (whom I am babysitting tomorrow yay)
  4. My uncle Kevin
    Here's a pic of me with his beautiful twins back at Easter I LOVE THEM SO MUCH HELP
  5. I'm sure there's more, but these are the primary causes