REASONS I'M NOT READY TO ADULT

Inspired by @steph_lessthan3
  1. I order clothing online waaaay to often
  2. I get mad cravings for Cheez-its
  3. I bring my sock doll named Flo everywhere
  4. I can't cook anything that doesn't come in a package
  5. I sometimes think boys have cooties
  6. I don't shave as often as I should
    More due to laziness than trying to achieve that rebellious feminist grunge (although if I can pass for that I'll take it)
  7. I'm unsure how to defrost my fridge
  8. I'm literally terrified of alcohol
  9. My friends and I have Veggie Tale sing-alongs