SMALL ADULT GOALS

Here I am, impatiently waiting to be a grown-up so I can act like a kid
  1. Own a beautiful boxed set of Harry Potter
    And if I save for 50 years, maybe I'll be able to afford all the illustrated ones, too
  2. Learn to make cheesecake
  3. Play guitar
  4. Spend an entire day just riding the subway
  5. Delete my Instagram so I can finally be free
    This will happen after I graduate college (but you didn't hear it from me)
  6. Play a LotR drinking game
    With Mountain Dew probably