STRANGE OCCURRENCES

Our brains have short-circuited due to finals.
  1. Miriam doesn't understand why she isn't amazing (in Math 101) because she won aLL THE AWARDS IN HIGH SCHOOL
  2. Steph turned down a game of Dutch Blitz
  3. I took a fake nap in Alicia's bed
  4. Alicia was grounded for throwing Blitz cards across the table