THANK YOU FOR NOTHING, YOU USELESS REPTILE

  1. When your brother leaves two sips of orange juice in the bottle
    Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile
  2. When the textbook you need is only available as an ebook
    Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile
  3. When they adjust the shelf at work from chest level to eye level
    Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile
  4. When your mom buys decaf
    Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile
  5. When you rent a DVD from the library and it's scratched
    Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile
  6. When your phone autocorrects without asking permission
    Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile
  7. When a customer tells you that you don't look 19
    Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile
  8. When your friend is a Yankees fan
    Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile
  9. When all your Dutch Blitz cards are above 7
    Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile
  10. When your sister is scrolling through Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's Insta instead of paying attention
    Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile