THANK YOU FOR NOTHING, YOU USELESS REPTILE, VOL. 2

  1. When you have an 8 AM but the library cafe doesn't open until 8:30
    Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile
  2. When the Student Activities Board doesn't post the date of the homecoming dance
    Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile
  3. When you can't get enough hours for your internship
    Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile
  4. When Microsoft can't just fix the crack in your screen; they have to give you a whole new laptop
    Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile
  5. When guac is $5
    Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile
  6. When you catch yourself getting too vulnerable because you're exhausted
    Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile
  7. When a prof asks if you bought your jeans with those holes in them
    Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile
  8. When your dad tags you in FB posts that epitomize the patriarchy
    Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile
  9. When your fish can't figure out his beta hammock
    Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile
  10. When the wifi says it's connected but NOTHING WILL LOAD
    You useless reptile, YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES