THE PERFECT PURSE
You walk into the Burlington Coat Factory, and you just don't know which purse fits you best...the struggles of @steph_lessthan3 are real.
- •Steph starts off slow, choosing a floral number with a gold strap.
- •She works her way up in sophistication, selecting a stylish black purse with an ornate snap.
- •Displeased with this selection, she says, "I think my grandmother owns something like this."
- •She is much more content to pretend to be a cat.
- •She considers expressing her love for DKNY, but decides she is more than just a brand.
- •A bold color statement is much more her style.
- •She tries to hide a purse dog in this bag, but management discourages such behavior.
- •Her rebellious streak engaged, she tries to steal Alicia's purse. Her attempts, however, are thwarted.
- •She considers an over large wallet, but the ostentatiousness is overbearing.
- •The same goes for this snake-killing purse.
- •When an Adele song comes over the loud speaker, Steph is prepared: "It's me."
- •She then proceeds to sing along in French. As a Spanish major, I regrettably could not understand.
- •She considers a new friend...
- •As well as a fashionable diaper bag that implies the arrival of her firstborn child.
- •This winter coat bag makes her feel like the mother of three elementary schoolers.
- •But ultimately, Steph decides Steph is satisfied with Steph's purse.
- •We thank you for reading! Enjoy the remainder of your day, and don't forget to come to the Burlington Coat Factory for all your fashion needs!
- •(This list is in no way affiliated with the Burlington Coat Factory.)