THINGS I HAVE BEEN TOLD NOT TO DO THAT I HAVE DONE

  1. Wear leggings as pants
  2. Get addicted to caffeine
  3. Stream movies illegally (oops)
  4. Question the Bible
  5. Vote Democrat
  6. ASK A BOY OUT ON A DATE
  7. (He said yes, in case you didn't gather from Abby's celebration dance)