THINGS MY SISTER HAS SAID ON THIS BRUNCH DATE

  1. "I feel like if Liam Neeson dies, the world will be plunged into a dark age unparalleled in all of human history. He is the last stitch of sanity holding us together."
  2. "This sausage is spicy."
  3. "I can now justify having succulents in my dorm room since I bought plant mom shoes."