THINGS I DID WHILE MY ROOMMATE WAS ON A 14 MILE RUN

  1. chugged a cup of coffee w a side of Advil
  2. ate 5 grapes
  3. watched 4 episodes of a Hulu original show about millennial dating
  4. stalked all my exes on Instagram
  5. ate a piece of her farewell cake with my fingers
  6. shushed her attention seeking cat
  7. ate 7 more grapes
  8. straightened my hair
  9. ate an egg and cheese sandwich on my bedroom floor
  10. watched another 4 episodes of that show
  11. obviously ate a few more grapes
  12. played Gordon Ramsey Cooking Dash game
    okay like I am killin it
  13. drank more coffee
  14. wondered how a human can run for two hours when I get bored doing 3 things at once