Personal Statistics I Want To See At the End of My Life
- •How many times i absentmindedly googled "google"
- •Ratio of crossword puzzles attempted to crossword puzzles completed
- •How many times i changed my stance on buffalo sauceI have been known to flip flop p hard on this issue. Sometimes it's great, sometimes it is overpowering and ruins the entire meal
- •Stats for each pair of shoes I've ownedHow many times did i wear them? What were my motives for purchasing a particular pair? How many blisters did i acquire while wearing them?
- •Summary of petitions I've signed without actually reading them