Personal Statistics I Want To See At the End of My Life

  1. How many times i absentmindedly googled "google"
  2. Ratio of crossword puzzles attempted to crossword puzzles completed
  3. How many times i changed my stance on buffalo sauce
    I have been known to flip flop p hard on this issue. Sometimes it's great, sometimes it is overpowering and ruins the entire meal
  4. Stats for each pair of shoes I've owned
    How many times did i wear them? What were my motives for purchasing a particular pair? How many blisters did i acquire while wearing them?
  5. Summary of petitions I've signed without actually reading them