- •Fuck everything flavored pumpkin. I can't take all the pumpkin. Love Fall but not pumpkin.Except pumpkin pie. That is damn good.
- •I really wish Hilary would have felt the Bern last night.Next time man, next time.
- •How come every time I turn on my radio I feel like I'm trapped in a Justin Bieber Selena Gomez love musical?
- •Why are fall activities designed for couples?
- •Should I be Elvis or Justin Bieber for Halloween?