1. Fuck everything flavored pumpkin. I can't take all the pumpkin. Love Fall but not pumpkin.
    Except pumpkin pie. That is damn good.
  2. I really wish Hilary would have felt the Bern last night.
    Next time man, next time.
  3. How come every time I turn on my radio I feel like I'm trapped in a Justin Bieber Selena Gomez love musical?
  4. Why are fall activities designed for couples?
  5. Should I be Elvis or Justin Bieber for Halloween?