FAVORITE INSIDE JOKES (PROVIDED WITHOUT CONTEXT)

Inside jokes are great...I'd love to be a part of one someday. Add your favorite inside joke you have with someone, but no explanations or expositions please!!!
  1. You could have a heart attack. You could have a stroke. Your eyes could fall out. You could turn into a LIZARD at ANY MOMENT
  2. But the FUNNIEST part of it ALL was when they switched the BACON!!!! for the AVOCADO!!!
  3. Answering Machine!
    Said while twisting both hands as if turning oldy timey radio.
    Suggested by   @cordeliane