FUN USELESS SKILLS I HAVE

  1. I can say all 50 states in alphabetical order in under 30 seconds
  2. I have mastered the opening drum rhythm for the Beatles' "Get Back"
  3. I know Lewis Carroll's "The Jabberwocky" by heart and can recite it on command
    The poem is pure nonsense and I love it
  4. Extensive 80s music trivia
    From my dad, who used to turn the song down so that he could tell us about it
  5. Can pat my head, rub my stomach, jump on one foot, and turn around in a circle all at the same time
    WATCH OUT WORLD
  6. I can tell you which Beatle wrote a song after listening to 5 seconds of said song
  7. I can tell you what year a song came out with 99.99% accuracy
    It has to be a song released within my lifetime tho
  8. I have memorized approximately 80% of the lines on Parks and Rec and The Office
    Suggested by   @audreypalumbo