QUOTES FROM A MOVIE THAT DOESN'T EXIST

Would Roger Ebert like this movie? Who's to say.
  1. I want to swallow the universe with you
  2. Sometimes I believe I might not be a real person. Do you ever feel that? / What? No.
  3. Stop that. People might see.
  4. I think about your hands, like, all the time
  5. How long have you known?
  6. Do you think about it? When you cry, do you think about it?
  7. Look, over there. No not now. Okay. Look. How long has it been since we laughed like that? We used to laugh like that.