ULTIMATE STATUS SYMBOLS OF MY SUBURBAN WHITE HOMETOWN

Inspired by @sarahgorman and suburban Las Vegas in the early 2000s
  1. Juicy Couture purse
    The epitome of timeless style and class
  2. Ed Hardy vans
    To show people that you were a badass without having to overtly state it
  3. Limited Too charm bracelet
    Basically your Twitter bio before there were Twitter bios. Also, to this day, I don't know how to get a charm onto this bracelet.
  4. Uggs
    WITH SHORTS!!
  5. THE LG CHOCOLATE PHONE
    I had this. I was very cool once upon a time.
  6. Calling Abercrombie "ambo"
  7. Meeting Jesse McCartney or a Jonas Brother basically gave you an additional month of being cool