ULTIMATE STATUS SYMBOLS OF MY SUBURBAN WHITE HOMETOWN
Inspired by @sarahgorman and suburban Las Vegas in the early 2000s
- •Juicy Couture purseThe epitome of timeless style and class
- •Ed Hardy vansTo show people that you were a badass without having to overtly state it
- •Limited Too charm braceletBasically your Twitter bio before there were Twitter bios. Also, to this day, I don't know how to get a charm onto this bracelet.
- •UggsWITH SHORTS!!
- •THE LG CHOCOLATE PHONEI had this. I was very cool once upon a time.
- •Calling Abercrombie "ambo"
- •Meeting Jesse McCartney or a Jonas Brother basically gave you an additional month of being cool