Awards I Made Up That I Think I Would Win

  1. Most Tears Shed On the Metra
    Union Pacific / Northwest line only
  2. Most Tears Shed On the Red Line
    Most commonly between Wilson and North and Clyborn
  3. Most Narcissistic Social Media User Yet Most Insecure Human Being in the Real World and Also Inside
  4. Best Dressed
    😃 I look cool in my clothes a lot of the time I think 😃