1. Climate change‬ ‪
  2. Racism‬
  3. ‬ ‪Sexism
  4. ‬ The prison industrial complex
  5. ‬ The military industrial complex ‬ ‪
  6. Voter suppression ‬
  7. My personal celibacy for the next 8 years‬
  8. ‪The curses I will symbolically perform on Paul Ryan under the next full moon