‪List of things that are real whether you believe they are or not:‬

  1. 1.
    Climate change‬ ‪
  2. 2.
    Racism‬
  3. 3.
    ‬ ‪Sexism
  4. 4.
    ‬ The prison industrial complex
  5. 5.
    ‬ The military industrial complex ‬ ‪
  6. 6.
    Voter suppression ‬
  7. 7.
    My personal celibacy for the next 8 years‬
  8. 8.
    ‪The curses I will symbolically perform on Paul Ryan under the next full moon