Reasons The Santa Clause Is Superior to Elf (!!!!!!)

Face the fucking FACTS
  1. Tim Allen IS Santa, U bitch
    AND SUMMER AS WELL WITH THOSE PURE MICHIGAN COMMERCIALS
  2. No one in it who is not a baby acts like a baby
    👀
  3. Bernard the Elf was / is an important sexual awakening for girls and boys alike
    AND the elves are more diverse AND Bernard had hot dreaded bangs and a chill cap not a dumbass pointed hat!!
  4. No corny group singing
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  5. Set us up for a HOST of significantly worse sequels, leading to a collective disappointment and healthy overall cynicism re: xmas
    Don't kid yourselves!!!!