Reasons The Santa Clause Is Superior to Elf (!!!!!!)
Face the fucking FACTS
- •Tim Allen IS Santa, U bitchAND SUMMER AS WELL WITH THOSE PURE MICHIGAN COMMERCIALS
- •No one in it who is not a baby acts like a baby👀
- •Bernard the Elf was / is an important sexual awakening for girls and boys alikeAND the elves are more diverse AND Bernard had hot dreaded bangs and a chill cap not a dumbass pointed hat!!
- •No corny group singing👀
- •Set us up for a HOST of significantly worse sequels, leading to a collective disappointment and healthy overall cynicism re: xmasDon't kid yourselves!!!!